{"product_id":"12-days-of-bittersweet-christmas","title":"12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12 cookies. 12 red flags.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA holiday countdown for women who have seen some things.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas\u003c\/strong\u003e is a limited-edition holiday gift box from \u003cstrong\u003eBittersweet, C\/O Pink Sugar\u003c\/strong\u003e — made for girlfriends, sisters, coworkers, and women who appreciate beautiful cookies with a little emotional clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside are \u003cstrong\u003e12 individually packaged plant-based printed cookies\u003c\/strong\u003e, each featuring a different Bittersweet “If he were…” saying, presented in a premium blush gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBONUS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every box includes a matching \u003cstrong\u003e12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas sticker sheet\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring the full collection of sayings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePresale price: $74 CAD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRegular price: $82 CAD\u003cbr\u003eShipping charged separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreorder closes November 15, 2026, or when sold out — whichever comes first. Limited to 25 boxes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCountdown begins December 13, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e Open one cookie each day through December 24, with cookie #12 as the Christmas Eve finale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipping across Canada (calculated separately at checkout) or local pickup in London, Ontario. We plan to begin dispatching shipped preorders in early December, targeting December 4, and have local orders ready for pickup by December 11. Shipping timelines vary by destination and carrier; delivery by December 12 is not guaranteed. Please allow additional transit time for remote destinations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e12 Nights of Bittersweet — Join Us Live!\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecember 13–24, 2026 • Every night at 8 PM Eastern • YouTube Live\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour holiday countdown comes with a little company. 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