12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas
12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas
12 cookies. 12 red flags.
A holiday countdown for women who have seen some things.
12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas is a limited-edition holiday gift box from Bittersweet, C/O Pink Sugar — made for girlfriends, sisters, coworkers, and women who appreciate beautiful cookies with a little emotional clarity.
Inside are 12 individually packaged plant-based printed cookies, each featuring a different Bittersweet “If he were…” saying, presented in a premium blush gift box.
BONUS: Every box includes a matching 12 Days of Bittersweet Christmas sticker sheet featuring the full collection of sayings.
Presale price: $74 CAD
Regular price: $82 CAD
Shipping charged separately.
Preorder closes November 15, 2026, or when sold out — whichever comes first. Limited to 25 boxes.
Countdown begins December 13, 2026. Open one cookie each day through December 24, with cookie #12 as the Christmas Eve finale.
Delivery options: Shipping across Canada (calculated separately at checkout) or local pickup in London, Ontario. We plan to begin dispatching shipped preorders in early December, targeting December 4, and have local orders ready for pickup by December 11. Shipping timelines vary by destination and carrier; delivery by December 12 is not guaranteed. Please allow additional transit time for remote destinations.
12 Nights of Bittersweet — Join Us Live!
December 13–24, 2026 • Every night at 8 PM Eastern • YouTube Live
Your holiday countdown comes with a little company. Join Bittersweet live each evening for a fun 10–15 minute cookie opening and tasting: pour a glass of Champagne, Prosecco, light Riesling, or your favourite alcohol-free bubbly, unwrap that night’s cookie, and enjoy some thoroughly unhelpful relationship commentary together.
Everyone is welcome to watch — no purchase or alcohol required. Watch along on the Pink Sugar YouTube channel; nightly live links will be shared once scheduled. The December 24 finale features cookie #12: “If he wanted to… he would.”
What’s included:
- 12 printed portrait cookies, approx. 2.25 × 3.5 inches each
- Premium blush gift box
- Individual cookie packaging
- Bittersweet insert card
- Bonus matching sticker sheet
Cookie details:
- Made with plant-based ingredients
- Contains wheat
- Not gluten-free
The 12 sayings:
- If he were consistent… why are you always confused?
- If he were serious… would you still be guessing?
- If he were honest… why does the story keep changing?
- If he were mature… would you be explaining basic communication?
- If he were romantic… would breadcrumbs feel impressive?
- If he were interested… would his effort be this embarrassing?
- If he were ready… would you still be waiting?
- If he were emotionally available… would this feel like unpaid therapy?
- If he were thoughtful… would you have to remind him?
- If he were your person… would you need this many screenshots?
- If he were different… wouldn’t he actually be different?
- If he wanted to… he would.
Because sometimes the sweetest gift is being absolutely correct.
The Bittersweet Stash monthly subscription is coming next.